The Quiet American

The quadrennial popularity contests that are the US Presidential Primaries are being inflicted upon us again for the right to see who will take the reins of empire from Nero as Rome slowly burns. It should be a doddle for the Democrats after eight years of malfeasance under the most corrupt and incompetent Republican administration since, well, the last one. But the Democrats have an uncanny way of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory and this years fun could go the way of so many others in recent memory. Who'd a thunk that a wealthy trial lawyer could re-invent himself as a champion of the little guy? But that's exactly what the former junior senator from North Carolina, John Edwards, is doing. Edwards, but a blip on international consciousness, is probably best remembered as John Kerry's southern insurance policy in his ill-fated tilt in 2004. But Edwards has sniffed the wind and learnt fastest and best from the mid-term shellacking the GOP received in 2006 when voters turned out in droves and threw out them there Republican bums. Why? Because organised labor - the dreaded unions - outreligious-righted the religious right, by rocking (literally, if John Cougar Mellencamp is to be believed) out the vote on the first Tuesday in November and snatching control of Congress by turning those elections into a referendum on the minimum wage. Most of the dumb-as-a-box-of-hammers international media didn't get it, particularly our own wine soaked brand, reading it as a referendum on Iraq. Sure, Iraq was floating around in the background, but every credible exit poll had conflated Clinton's dictum, "it's the economy, stupid", into "it's the economy, you goddam corrupt sons'o'bitches!" Edwards got that message and has hopped into bed with organised labor faster than a sailor on shore leave into Madame Fifi's House Of Relaxation. It was telling that in Iowa he gave his final stump speech at a Steelworkers Union function in Ottumwa (which Australians probably know best as Radar O'Rielly's home town). The result is that he has come from nowhere to take second spot in Iowa and is holding up in New Hampshire. This pushed Clinton II into third spot, made the excellently named Barak Obama frontrunner and the whole Democrats nomination process a wide open free for all. Despite being all but ignored by the Mainstream Media he is saying things middle America wants to hear. He has a credible single payer health care plan and is running the most populist presidential campaign since Truman. It's not every day you hear a Presidential candidate saying stuff like "Unions made manufacturing jobs the foundation of our middle class, and they can do the same for our service economy." or "Union membership can be the difference between a poverty-wage job and middle-class security." but it's all there over on his website. But does he mean it? He's probably no Joe Hill, but his plan is to make it easier for service industry unions to organise, so obviously manufacturing would go the way of Betacam in a John Edwards America, which NAFTA is ensuring anyway. But it's the best deal working stiffs have been offered in Septicland since Franklin Delano Roosevelt's New Deal. It is also dawning on Yanks like Euclidean geometry on a 14-year-old that the good ole land o' the free mightn't be quite ready to share that freedom with either a woman or what is politely referred to in progressive circles in this week's most powerful nation on earth as "a man of colour". And sitting next to that elephant in the room is another elephant - Iraq - as this excellent piece by Scott Ritter explains. Remember Scott Ritter? He was the UN Chief Weapons Inspector in Iraq who suggested to the Bush Administration that they might wanna just hold on a cotton pickin' minute here, before Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and all those other Loonies pushed him out the door. He seeked Weapons Of Mass Destruction here, he seeked Weapons Of Mass Destruction there, the length and breadth of Iraq, before coming up with nada; which was not what his betters in the Pentagon wanted to hear. And, as he points out, there isn't a single candidate in the whole goddam shooting match who has the vaguest clue about what to do with that stinking fish. Especially the Republicans - for whom the "surge" in Iraq is working. Thank the Lord and pass the sauce that the Nutjob Huckabee won Iowa - the man's unelectable. Scarier though is Rudy Giuliani, who is electable, and who will run a tarred and feathered Ms Hillary or Obama out of town on an iron rail - and take US foreign policy to the solarium for a few years. It shall be an interesting election, but it will be fought on domestic issues. This 'sub-prime mortgage' BS is just code for easy credit - too easy credit - but they can't call it a credit card crisis (which is what it is) or US consumerism will gridlock into a depression that will make the Thirties look like the Fifties, all on the back of what economists call 'sentiment' and what the rest of us call blind crazed mass hysteria. The US economy is going to hell in a handbasket and there isn't really much the Yanks can do except drown in cholesterol and exhaust fumes - and learn Mandarin. Someone who knows Rudy Giuliani all too well put it nicely a few years back:

Its like what my painter friend Donald said to me Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done

Have a nice day!