How many revolutions per minute?

PR Watch is good. they appeal to me.  

Speaking of which, check this out.  

A year ago Elizabeth Lukin, a director of essential media communication (the company that sacked me in 2006), ran for the National Council of my union, the Media Entertainment and Arts Alliance (MEAA). I contacted MEAA national secretary Christopher Warren at the time to voice my displeasure and his defence was that the union wanted more people from Public Affairs (aka turd polishing) involved in the union.  

Now we have the ninth MEAA turd polishers love in - and there's no sign of that carpetbagger Lukin anywhere involved in what you'd think would be the high point of MEAA and the esteemed world of what is euphemistically referred to as as public affairs. Little wonder her relationship with her offspring is a shambles. 

We're talking about people with serious developmental issues here. 

People who shouldn't be walking the streets of society, breathing our oxygen, let alone being a part of the union movement. Which is why we need PR Watch, who aren't just about exposing bottom feeding carpetbaggers like Lukin, as the following report from my contact over at the Wankersphere illustrates:

Now putting aside the obvious bullshit of the whole US election process and the idiots it dishes up to the rest of the world, as well as the level the whole thing is pitched at - to 10-year-olds - I found this analysis very interesting: "Obama's speech is a great test of the following question: Are we still living in the age of sound-bite politics, where the sharp attack line, even taken out of context, can become the 'truth' of an event or a person thanks to the amplifying and distorting effects of broadcast media? Or are we entering the age of sound-blast politics, where a 37-minute speech can actually be watched, read, and digested by millions of people (a million views already on YouTube!) using the abundant spaces of the internet -- and the themes and meanings they encounter and absorb will be not about the 'politics' of a speech, but its actual content? In other words, are we entering an age when politicians can be judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character?"

All very interesting, but methinks that this guarded optimism is exactly that, optimism. I wouldn't go rewriting the rules of engagement just yet. remember, Uncle Barak is pretty light on when it comes to detail. 

As far as the three big issues of our time are concerned: global warming, the imperial war in Iraq and the ability of working people to organise collectively, he continues to be light on when it comes to the detail.  

Maybe they're just super long sound bites, or it's someone tapping into a culture that's now inundated with preachers and loves a good sermon, just so long as it makes the audience feel good, rather than uncomfortable.

Back playing hide and seek in the Library of Alexandria

The Blog That Never Sleeps is returning from a cogitating hiatus. This blog has been pondering the meaning of the sub-prime lending crisis, the US Presidential primaries, rain, Electricity Privatisation, Kevin Rudd, the Job Network and how and why Liberal Democracy died. That Liberal Democracy is dead is certain. It's just that nobody has told it yet. Those eponymous images of planes flying into the twin-towers will be as much an exclamation mark in history as Archduke Ferdinand getting his face blown off in Sarajevo or William the Bastard taking to the field at Hastings in 1066. Of this we can be certain. But even at those times I doubt most people understood the significance until the dust had fully settled, usually decades, or a generation, after. But Liberal Democracy is as dead as my grandfathers dog, leaving us swimming in a septic tank full of hubris that borrows the words and clichés of the democratic process, and liberalism, but leaves us a reality more akin to soviet Russia, medieval Europe or Pinochet's Chile. Luckily The Blog That Never Sleeps can make sense of all this, and maybe even name this new world order that looks like Hollywood, smells like a dead man and sounds like fingernails down a blackboard. Here's luck!

The Man Who Wasn't There

Interesting developments in the race to be Emporer Of The World, with new data in the US showing the country is pretty much in recession. Which, of course, is no news to working stiffs in the States, as they've been pushing shit uphill with a toothpick since the big NAFTA job losses started to bite, and modern management practices meant growth went north while wages went south. In short Yanks are working harder for less. This successful business model has been having the sort of effect on the US middle class that Vikings had on monasteries in Britain in the ninth century - it's a litany of pillage and plunder from corporate America. Democrat presidential candidate John Edwards, of course, cottoned on to this sentiment writ large amongst American proles being squeezed by unsustainable credit and declining incomes. His anti-corporate position was viewed with concern, not just by Wall Street, but by hard heads in the Democratic National Committee, who have long plumped for the corporate friendly Clinton II. But this piece in The Nation by William Greider illuminates how Hillary and the ubiquitous Barak are now jumping on Edwards' Keynesian bandwagon. They're not alone, over to you Bill:

Bill Gross, the insightful managing director of PIMCO, the major bond-investment house, has called for virtually doubling the federal deficit in order pump hundreds of billions into new economic activity. When bond holders are more alarmed about the economy than political leaders, you know something is backwards in American politics.

This is gonna be one hell of a ride kids. There may just be enough fuel in the tank for this election to turn into an "I'm more left wing than you" slanging match. Bring it on I say; after all, these people are shallow enough and hopeless enough to get led around by pundits and pollsters then this is the sort of lunatic groupthink it leads to. In the meantime the architect of returning to the sanity of a pump priming economy after three decades of supply side economic madness, John Edwards, has been run over in the stampede by Obama and Clinton to seize the populist high ground. Strange days indeed. As the good Doctor would say, Mahalo

The Quiet American

The quadrennial popularity contests that are the US Presidential Primaries are being inflicted upon us again for the right to see who will take the reins of empire from Nero as Rome slowly burns. It should be a doddle for the Democrats after eight years of malfeasance under the most corrupt and incompetent Republican administration since, well, the last one. But the Democrats have an uncanny way of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory and this years fun could go the way of so many others in recent memory. Who'd a thunk that a wealthy trial lawyer could re-invent himself as a champion of the little guy? But that's exactly what the former junior senator from North Carolina, John Edwards, is doing. Edwards, but a blip on international consciousness, is probably best remembered as John Kerry's southern insurance policy in his ill-fated tilt in 2004. But Edwards has sniffed the wind and learnt fastest and best from the mid-term shellacking the GOP received in 2006 when voters turned out in droves and threw out them there Republican bums. Why? Because organised labor - the dreaded unions - outreligious-righted the religious right, by rocking (literally, if John Cougar Mellencamp is to be believed) out the vote on the first Tuesday in November and snatching control of Congress by turning those elections into a referendum on the minimum wage. Most of the dumb-as-a-box-of-hammers international media didn't get it, particularly our own wine soaked brand, reading it as a referendum on Iraq. Sure, Iraq was floating around in the background, but every credible exit poll had conflated Clinton's dictum, "it's the economy, stupid", into "it's the economy, you goddam corrupt sons'o'bitches!" Edwards got that message and has hopped into bed with organised labor faster than a sailor on shore leave into Madame Fifi's House Of Relaxation. It was telling that in Iowa he gave his final stump speech at a Steelworkers Union function in Ottumwa (which Australians probably know best as Radar O'Rielly's home town). The result is that he has come from nowhere to take second spot in Iowa and is holding up in New Hampshire. This pushed Clinton II into third spot, made the excellently named Barak Obama frontrunner and the whole Democrats nomination process a wide open free for all. Despite being all but ignored by the Mainstream Media he is saying things middle America wants to hear. He has a credible single payer health care plan and is running the most populist presidential campaign since Truman. It's not every day you hear a Presidential candidate saying stuff like "Unions made manufacturing jobs the foundation of our middle class, and they can do the same for our service economy." or "Union membership can be the difference between a poverty-wage job and middle-class security." but it's all there over on his website. But does he mean it? He's probably no Joe Hill, but his plan is to make it easier for service industry unions to organise, so obviously manufacturing would go the way of Betacam in a John Edwards America, which NAFTA is ensuring anyway. But it's the best deal working stiffs have been offered in Septicland since Franklin Delano Roosevelt's New Deal. It is also dawning on Yanks like Euclidean geometry on a 14-year-old that the good ole land o' the free mightn't be quite ready to share that freedom with either a woman or what is politely referred to in progressive circles in this week's most powerful nation on earth as "a man of colour". And sitting next to that elephant in the room is another elephant - Iraq - as this excellent piece by Scott Ritter explains. Remember Scott Ritter? He was the UN Chief Weapons Inspector in Iraq who suggested to the Bush Administration that they might wanna just hold on a cotton pickin' minute here, before Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and all those other Loonies pushed him out the door. He seeked Weapons Of Mass Destruction here, he seeked Weapons Of Mass Destruction there, the length and breadth of Iraq, before coming up with nada; which was not what his betters in the Pentagon wanted to hear. And, as he points out, there isn't a single candidate in the whole goddam shooting match who has the vaguest clue about what to do with that stinking fish. Especially the Republicans - for whom the "surge" in Iraq is working. Thank the Lord and pass the sauce that the Nutjob Huckabee won Iowa - the man's unelectable. Scarier though is Rudy Giuliani, who is electable, and who will run a tarred and feathered Ms Hillary or Obama out of town on an iron rail - and take US foreign policy to the solarium for a few years. It shall be an interesting election, but it will be fought on domestic issues. This 'sub-prime mortgage' BS is just code for easy credit - too easy credit - but they can't call it a credit card crisis (which is what it is) or US consumerism will gridlock into a depression that will make the Thirties look like the Fifties, all on the back of what economists call 'sentiment' and what the rest of us call blind crazed mass hysteria. The US economy is going to hell in a handbasket and there isn't really much the Yanks can do except drown in cholesterol and exhaust fumes - and learn Mandarin. Someone who knows Rudy Giuliani all too well put it nicely a few years back:

Its like what my painter friend Donald said to me Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done

Have a nice day!